McNastee Real American Tee
$24.00 - $25.00
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside because the world's biggest athlete the Earthquake just sat on your goddamn chest after catching some kinetic energy bouncing off the ropes. At least you won't end up like Jake's snake Damien. If you're a real ass American or even if you aren't, you can rock this tee with all kinds of Patriotic pride. 'Member when Sergeant Slaughter pulled the Benedict Arnold on us all and supported that dastardly Saddam Hussein and they moved the location of Wrestlemania to another arena because of bomb threats and definitely not low ticket sales? I'm glad Slaughter got his comeuppance.
Take a stand, it don't help to hide.
The 100% cotton men's heavyweight tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico